Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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