I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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