i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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