At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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