You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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