is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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