you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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