Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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