Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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