Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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