: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The uberlube is also flammable
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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