think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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