If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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