Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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