i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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