I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
