but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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