you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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