So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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