like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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