So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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