This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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