It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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