He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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