I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My liver just broke up with me...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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