You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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