dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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