rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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