i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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