Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
