another moral hangover. fuck.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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