brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
foreskin is a definite game changer
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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