Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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