the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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