I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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