I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
the raccoons are back...
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