It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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