Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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