I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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