Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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