i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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