Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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