I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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