Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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