I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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