I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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