Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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