And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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