I want to make a zoo with you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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