I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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