Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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